The Ashtire Inventor’s Fair

The Inventor’s Fair was created to give the brilliant minds who have been missed by us and our investors an opportunity to get our attention. This fair is an experimental project; depending on the success of this year’s fair, we are considering launching an annual event of the same nature.

Below are the entries to this year’s Inventor’s Fair. While our investors will vote with their wallets, everyone involved in this experiment can vote on their own preferred invention at the bottom of this page. Who knows, maybe the vote will influence a decision or two?

The Diviner

Once upon a time, so-called “wise men” said they could find water and other treasures hidden underground, using blessed sticks in prticular shapes.

Well, today’s the day those claims finally come true. Our own Diviner rods use twin beams of radio, infrared, and gamma waves to create three-dimensional visualisations of the world beneath your feet. Gone are the days of intrusive drilling and slow scanning procedures, simply have a Diviner Certified Scanner walk with a pair of Diviners and you’ll have your map in moments!


3D Spray Paint

3D printing is old hat, these days, but the old problems remain the same: slow printing, challenging setup, and inflexible working conditions! Well with our new 3D Spray Can, simply load your 3D model into the proprietary software and start spraying; the superheated plastics are ionised and then placed within a smart beam, meaning you simply need to point and spray, and you’ll have your item in no time!

Ramblr

Social networks are all the rage these days! But, when you try to rant about whatever’s on your mind today, do people just ignore you, or do character limits stop you from using every adverb absolutely necessary to describe the injustice? Ramblr takes all the frustration out of venting your frustrations!

Goldfish

What’s this? A goldfish, in a tiny, sealed glass orb! Will it die? Never! Does it need feeding? Absolutely not! What happens if the glass breaks? For the love of all that is holy, don’t find out!

The Luck Engine

Is there a price too high, when your wildest dreams are on the line?

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Changr

Do you want to be different? With Changr, messy genetic modification is now a thing of the past! One injection, and feel yourself grow and change! Using a modified strain of the common cold, we implant dominant and aggressive codes to alter your genetic makeup into the sickness! With only a short headache and a few sneezes, you can be whoever you want.

Renko-Trak Flocking Quadcopter

With just a simple controller (and a control dashboard fitted to any large desk) you can control not just one quadcopter, but a flock of up to 64! They can form into patterns, perform complex operations, and each one comes with a programmable AI and high definition camera, meaning the entire flock can be controlled remotely or pre-programmed for hands-free operations!

Due to unavoidable imposed restrictions, we regret to say these drones cannot be modified to hold any heavy munitions. Small arms completely fine.

Water?

Honey, this is definitely just water, right?

Not any more! Our completely unique dissolving system allows almost any chemical, no matter how complex, to be concealed within seemingly innocent water. From simple toxins or viruses to complex protein-replacement strains, our genius technique can conceal almost any fine chemical in clear, flavourless water.

Cloudburster

Controlling the weather is no longer a thing of myth and science fiction! Using a combination of targeted lasers, controlled atmospheric bursts, and an unmanned command drone, weather systems for entire regions can be manipulated, or completely changed, all from the comfort of your office!

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Vote

Voting is now concluded. The results are below.

The Diviner
3D Spray Paint
Ramblr
Goldfish
The Luck Engine
Changr
Renko-Trak Flocking Quadcopter
Water?
Cloudburster